Caradoc Dearborn

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[OOC: Just got back in, throwing this up before bed. Kat - feel free to let Frank out Caradoc as Order if he remembers/knows that info (not sure how much the curse messed with his head?)]


See? Nothing good comes from bloody jewellery. Rings. Tiaras. Next it'll be some bloody necklace being the Harbinger of Doom.

Anybody find something a bit more effective than water against these things? Can't exactly keep up with your entries when I'm being barbecued.





[Order -Frank]
What the hell is Longbottom on about? Why does he think he's still a freakin' Auror who was kidnapped all this time? I think he's one step short of trying to waltz into the bloody Ministry. How much does he still know? Has someone tried knocking him out before he screws us all over?

I'm not joking.

[MINISTRY]

Really, Edgecombe, what the hell am I supposed to do with a snow globe?

[Order, properly warded this time]

Alright you bloody lot






[On second thought, entire entry re-warded Order +18 -- to spare the children (okay, child), you know]

A'right you bloody lot -- obviously my giving gifts to a bunch of vigilantes would be suspect. And owling you each Firewhiskey would be doubly irresponsible considering our task at hand and the 'Fugitives On the Run' standing. So you may come upon a sum of galleons by post that can only be opened by Andromeda or Molly. Or Alice? Yeah, Alice too. Personally I think it would be best use altogether to go toward our overall goal, but seeing as how it's Christmas I suppose you all could split it evenly amongst yourself and each person can treat him- or herself to a small gift.

Happy bloody Christmas. End note.






Hell, when is this bloody holiday over? Ridiculous. Always have to get everybody you know a bleedin' gift, or send every contact on your a list a flippin' card, and people volunteer you to set up the bloody office tree -- OI! Shite is this damn thing still recording! I said 'End note.' Hey, stop! STOP you god damned little--

You STOP IT or I'll--




[/Order 18+]

OOC: I don't even know what the hell Caradoc is referring to, so feel free to make stuff up from some departmental party last year! -- Maybe your character had embarrassing photos/hobbies exposed because some drunk idiot went snooping through their (desk) drawers xD.

[fail!DMLE]

I would have given you all new sneak-o-scopes, but setting myself up to be outed is a bit of a bad idea.


In celebration of the holiday spirit and the hopes that no one's stuff goes missing this year amidst too many spirits, I have gifted you all Eversafe Locks. They'll transfigure to fit inconspicuously into anything -- files cabinets, drawers, doors -- and yours can be opened only by you. For all our security, last year proved that personal possessions and private affairs are vulnerable when too much drink makes certain people far too nosy.


Happy almost-Christmas.

[/DMLE]

[FAILWARD!Order & Ministry] [ENTRY 1] So. It takes more than an explosion, shards, and falling through a floor to ki [ENTRY 2] ll me. Bloody hell? I wasn't ready to send tha [ENTRY 3] t! Fuck. [FAILWARD!Order] Where is everyone? Did you get Fla [ENTRY 4] mel, o [ENTRY 5] r the Fuck lists. DID YOU GET EVERYTHING?

Tags: !ic, ward: !public, where: egypt

[[Sent after this. Caradoc did not send it. Falling a full story atop his journal (which, like him, is probably embedded w/floor shards) has put it on the fritz, and has it automatically sending things. He is too unconscious to respond to any of the comments below. Enjoy.]]

[DMLE]

Since I'm told it's 'so important' and all, who is on the paperwork to get the clearance for storming the Death Eater hideout? I'd love to do my job, but I'm not keen on getting my ass handed to me for doing it.

[/DMLE]



[CANDY]
The Order is there, they got there first. Throw up some noise so they can find which closet you're in?
[/CANDY]



[ORDER]

I'm working on stalling the DMLE the one time red tape proves useful for something.

I've got the current roster as:

Arthur
Frank
Regulus
Fenwick
Marlene
Elena
Diggle

.
That right? Am I missing anyone?

[/ORDER]

[CANDY]



Candy--

The DMLE just received the Death Eater's location. I passed it on to the Order. I don't know who will get there first.

If the DMLE gets there first, they'll take you in for questioning. I know this is a lot to ask, but do you feel comfortable causing a ruckus? Finding some opportunity to get away? Hell, even try biting a DE if you have to if they try to move you?

You won't have to get too far or stay away for too long, just long enough to not be there in case the DMLE shows up first so the Order can reach you before they do.

I'm not going to lie: you attempting this will be dangerous, and there is no guarantee it will work out.



[/CANDY]

[Order]



I have the Death Eater's address.



[ADDRESS]

It's where they're keeping Candy, and Flamel. Flamel is kept in his own bedroom. Candy is in a closet.


Caution: the DMLE has it too.


[/Order]

[ORDER]




--The Ministry has the Philosopher's Stone.

--The Death Eaters have the fake stone. And the Diadem. And Flamel.

----They would have moved the stone and/or increased its security by now.

----They may not realize their stone is fake.

As of right now, I think it's safe to say we don't know where the Diadem is. If it was with Narcissa, then it probably isn't with her now. As far as I am aware, we do not know where the Death Eaters' current location is -- I think it's safe to say Calypso's house has been compromised.

We do know where the real Philosopher's Stone is and we also know where the Ministry is staying, and for that reason I think we should make that our top priority.

----We have injured.

----Ministry is on high alert.

----Making a play for the Stone right now would be a likely suicide run, and even less productive than the Diadem stint.

At some point, the Death Eaters are going to realize that their stone is fake if they haven't done so. They're probably going to want the real stone. Since this is the fate of their 'Dark Lord' we're talking about, I'm banking that they're going to try to get that Stone out of the Ministry.

----Maybe they'll try to polyjuice (it's a popular plan, after all)

----Maybe they'll try storming the Ministry

----Maybe they'll try forcing a deal with the Ministry

----Maybe they'll try a fourth or fifth option we won't think of

----...maybe they won't try getting the stone at all. And just focus on the diadem.

I think they'll try to get the Stone somehow. If I were a Death Eater that's what I would do. I think keeping an eye on the Stone will be the key to getting to the Death Eaters -- maybe ultimately getting to the Diadem. If we're unable to get the Death Eaters, at least we might be able to take advantage of any attempt they make to get the stone to get it for ourselves.


Currently, a lot depends on 'ifs' and 'maybes' and 'mights'; but it's something we can think about while all the factions are licking their wounds. We also need more intelligence that I'm currently not aware of us having.

If anyone has further information, or other ideas, include them here.


[/ORDER]

[DMLE]


If anyone apprehends Thorfinn Rowle, let me know.

Immediately.


[/DMLE]

[ORDER]

How is everyone? Where is everyone? I can't speak for all the Ministry officials, but I can lead some away from your locations if you haven't left yet. I've also included what I know about the locations of some officials inside the house that you should -- you know -- avoid.

If you haven't left yet,

LEAVE.
Or transfigure yourself into a bloody plant. whichever works.

[/ORDER]


OOC: Caradoc can also be found here.

[MINISTRY]

We do have the correct stone, right? Because the Death Eaters seem to think some muggle has/had it. They may even have the (fake? real?) stone now.

[/MINISTRY]

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[DMLE]

What intelligence do we have on the Death Eaters and the vigilantes? I've heard there's some suspicions on the Death Eaters' locations, at least. If that's true, is anyone moving on this?

If they are, I want in.

[/DMLE]

---

[ORDER]

There seem to be two Stones about -- I'm not sure yet which one is genuine. The Ministry is in possession of the one found by the werewolf Rhoslyn. It seems that Mr. Durples Mr. Dursley had one that the Death Eaters were in pursuing.

Speaking of: Mrs. Dursley -- Petunia -- good job on shooting Rowle and Wilkes. That muggle wand gun (?) has proven effective. What happened to the stone your husband had?


-----Update-----
The Ministry seems fairly certain that their stone is the correct one. (Granted that information came from Rhoslyn, who initially thought it was some giant ruby, so do with that what you will.)

If that's true then the stone that the Death Eaters have is fake and, better yet, they may not even know it.

[/ORDER]

[WARDED: MINISTRY]

With the mess made of the Alchemy convention, I volunteered to serve as back-up in whatever capacity our Ministry or the Egpytian MoM needs. I've been trying to keep up with the journals, but the chaos makes it impossible to efficiently sort through all that's happened. I understand we have the stone. Who's hurt? Who's standing? Who have we lost? What needs to be done, and do we have any plans as to what our next step is in dealing with the Order and the Death Eaters?

I'll be there within the hour.

[/MINISTRY]



[WARDED: ORDER]

The Good News: Thanks to the clusterfuck of disaster happening down there the Ministry immediately approved my request to help them in Egypt as back-up. I'll be there within the hour.

The BAD News: THERE WAS A CLUSTERFUCK OF DISASTER TO BEGIN WITH!!!

What the bloody fuck happened? The Ministry has the stone. Some daft bird picked it up thinking it was a ruby! Explain to me how we DIDN'T get the stone when some oblivious twit was able to just pick it up OFF THE GROUND?

What about the diadem: Do we at least have the bloody. fucking. diadem?

[/ORDER]

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